Syllogisms for the Stupid

1. H. Clinton said the 1968 Democratic presidential nominee was decided after the assassination of Robert Kennedy; H. Clinton wants to be the Democratic nominee; therefore H. Clinton desires the assassination of B. Obama.

2.Chamberlain negotiated an agreement which appeased Hitler's aggression. Therefore all negotiation with the enemy is appeasment.

Negotiation and appeasment:

a. Eisenhower negotiation with North Korea;
b. Kennedy negotiation with U.S.S.R over Cuban missle crisis;
c. Nixon and Kissinger negotiation with North Vietnam and China;
d. Carter negotiation with Panama (assuming the Panamian people are the enemy of the U.S.);
e. Reagan negotiation with U.S.S.R. (assuming that bad faith negotiation is counted);
f. G.H.W. Bush negotiation with Saddam Hussein;
g. Clinton negotiation with Somalia;
h. G.W. Bush negotiation with Fatah at Annapolis (assuming a stupid president/negotiator is counted).

AND THE GREAT STATE OF FLORIDA!!!

And when they call the roll in Denver the Great State of Florida, the home of the Gators, the home of Florida Orange Juice, etc., etc., casts its votes for........uh, well, sorry, Florida, you don't get to vote. By the way Michigan we're not even going to call your name. Pick up your goddamn signs and go home. And another thing, in November don't forget to vote for the next president of the United States (well, at last 48 of them), Senator Barak Obama!!!!