Syllogisms for the Stupid

1. H. Clinton said the 1968 Democratic presidential nominee was decided after the assassination of Robert Kennedy; H. Clinton wants to be the Democratic nominee; therefore H. Clinton desires the assassination of B. Obama.

2.Chamberlain negotiated an agreement which appeased Hitler's aggression. Therefore all negotiation with the enemy is appeasment.

Negotiation and appeasment:

a. Eisenhower negotiation with North Korea;
b. Kennedy negotiation with U.S.S.R over Cuban missle crisis;
c. Nixon and Kissinger negotiation with North Vietnam and China;
d. Carter negotiation with Panama (assuming the Panamian people are the enemy of the U.S.);
e. Reagan negotiation with U.S.S.R. (assuming that bad faith negotiation is counted);
f. G.H.W. Bush negotiation with Saddam Hussein;
g. Clinton negotiation with Somalia;
h. G.W. Bush negotiation with Fatah at Annapolis (assuming a stupid president/negotiator is counted).