Ransom on Bolton Moustache

Reliable sources from within the Afghan Poppy Society report that the second cousin of notorious terroist Jamasana B. Goodein has offered a reward of 10,000 goat skins for the moustache of John Bolton. The only condition is that it must be attached to his upper lip. Excitment in the form of eerie ukallaling has been heard in upscale Afghan neighborhoods.